Got an email regarding this shitty website, figured I’d post something for all the followers out there. Sup guys?

This just seems to be a place for angsty teenagers to gather and post stupid bullshit that nobody gives a fuck about, calls itself a blog (even though it’s fucking not) and basically pisses all over my goddamn face. FUCK. THIS. SHIT!

Your mum, she just lays there and takes it. NOW FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BOT!

SWEARING MY FUCKING ARSE OF HERE. UNFOLLOW? UN-FUCKING-FOLLOW? THAT’S NOT A BASTARDING WORD YOU STUPID FUCKWITS!

I sincerely hope you’re happy. Look what I’ve become.

EDIT: Seriously, fucking explain this shit to me. You said I would make it funnier. HOW. THE FUCK. DOES IT WORK?